What She Says vs. What She Means

Girls over-analyze everything. Literally. Anything you say can and will be dissected by her and her friends: punctuation, emoticons, syntax, EVERYTHING. And while we were brainstorming examples, we've come to realize that girls are insane. Sorry in advance. For example:


if she says: hey
she really means: hey


if she says: heyyyy :)
she really means: i liiiiike yoooouuuu


if she says: heiyyyyyyyyyyyyy ::)
she really means: i'm drunk as fuck.


if she says: what're you up to? :)
she really means: why aren't you hanging out with me?


if she says: what're you doing this weekend?
she really means: i want to see you. ask me out.


if she says: i'm fine
she really means: i'm not fine. ask me what's wrong.


if she says: i'm just tired...
she really means: i'm tired of something specific. ask me what's wrong.


if she says: i'm cold.
she really means: keep me warm.


if she says: go away.
she really means: show me you care enough to stay.


if she says: GO AWAY!!!
she really means: seriously, go away.


if she says: i miss you. (out of nowhere)
she really means: why don't we talk anymore? do you even care?


if she says: never mind.
she really means: keep asking. i want you to earn your way to the truth.


if she says: i like you.
she really means: this took a lot of guts to tell you. don't break my heart.


if she says: can i talk to you?
she really means: i have something important to ask/say. please pay attention.


on another note...


If she says nothing, she's either:


1. over thinking
2. tired of waiting
3. about to blow up
4. needs a hug
5. falling apart
6. crying inside
7. all of the above


<3 KAK & EAV