What She Says vs. What She Means: Part 2

"When a girl says 'don't worry about it', you better fucking worry about it"

Since we loved writing our first "What She Says vs. What She Means", we've come up with some new, yet equally true and important translations for 'girl-speak'. Enjoy! 


if she says: It'll literally take like 5 minutes!
she really means: I will continue to take my time until you rush me after 10 minutes...


if she says: Go ahead.
she really means: Go ahead. I dare you.


if she says: It's your decision.
she really means: You should know what the correct decision is by now.


if she says: So, how was your day?
she really means: I just really want to talk to you! About anything.


if she says: I heard something.
she really means: Please go find out what that creepy noise was...


if she says: What do you think of (insert female name here)?
she really means: I saw/heard/suspected/fb-stalked you and found out you've been talking to (female name) and I need reassurance that you don't like her more than me. Or at all in that way.


<3 KAK & EAV